Mister-Cantankerous

Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

Wait that's not me that's Navin R. Johnson's story. Mine is quite a bit simpler. I was born, I died, and I came back to life pissed off, hence my chosen zombie name. If you want to find out why or what it's all about you will just have to visit the website.